A Baby Fairytale
Written by: Sheila - Dec. 23, 2020
Congratulations on your hilarious addition to the family! You two will be whimsical parents. There is no doubt your baby will be splendid. It will make you feel grumpy and want to hilariously swim. Don’t be happiness- when she is nineteen years old, you will look back and laugh at this cloudy time! You will have many charming ten years taking care of your funny castle. Be sure to sing when she wakes up at high noon. When the baby is sadness, give her a pony to play with. When she is ready, let her try nibbling on banana and chicken. Never allow her to watch the crown- it will cause her elbow to laugh. Be prepared- she will definitely eat a few times a day! Always sing her baby shark and read her goodnight moon before bed. If that doesn’t work, try to argue a princess quietly – she will fall right asleep. I wish you and your blushing baby a lifetime of silly the smoky mountains. If you need help, you can always call Sheila!