The Little Cutie
Written by: Tory - Oct. 21, 2020
Congratulations on your quiet addition to the family! You two will be spooky parents. There is no doubt your baby will be funny. It will make you feel loud and want to happily read. Don’t be distraught- when she is 22 years old, you will look back and laugh at this dim time! You will have many sunny eon taking care of your scary bicycle. Be sure to drive when she wakes up at noon. When the baby is joyful, give her a car to play with. When she is ready, let her try nibbling on doritos and peanut butter. Never allow her to watch keeping up with the kardashians- it will cause her elbow to climb. Be prepared- she will definitely swim a few times a day! Always sing her macarena and read her moby dick before bed. If that doesn’t work, try to jump a pumpkin slowly – she will fall right asleep. I wish you and your loud baby a lifetime of silly wallabies. If you need help, you can always call Tory!