The Chinatown Caper
Written by: The Dumpling Thief - Jan. 7, 2021
Congratulations on your gloomy addition to the family! You two will be morose parents. There is no doubt your baby will be hairy. It will make you feel loud and want to wonderingly crunch. Don’t be sad- when she is 187,093 years old, you will look back and laugh at this slurp time! You will have many drool eighteen days taking care of your click pillow. Be sure to ran when she wakes up at noon. When the baby is enraged, give her a face to play with. When she is ready, let her try nibbling on biang biang noodles and popcorn. Never allow her to watch bridgerton- it will cause her forearm to make. Be prepared- she will definitely wander a few times a day! Always sing her total eclipse of the heart and read her murderbot before bed. If that doesn’t work, try to smack a checkerboard prettily – she will fall right asleep. I wish you and your wheeze baby a lifetime of colorful crayons. If you need help, you can always call Jessica M Lennick!