Grandma & Auntie’s Tale
Written by: Grandma & Auntie Missy - Feb. 4, 2021
Congratulations on your frilly addition to the family! You two will be fluffy parents. There is no doubt your baby will be plump. It will make you feel furry and want to softly wash. Don’t be happy- when she is 36 years old, you will look back and laugh at this purple time! You will have many knobby 3 hours taking care of your pudgy lizard. Be sure to dancing when she wakes up at 3:33 am. When the baby is elation, give her a puppy to play with. When she is ready, let her try nibbling on peach and biscuit . Never allow her to watch fixer upper- it will cause her knee to buy. Be prepared- she will definitely skipped a few times a day! Always sing her baby beluga and read her little women before bed. If that doesn’t work, try to sorted a monster slowly – she will fall right asleep. I wish you and your smooth baby a lifetime of crazy geese. If you need help, you can always call Grandma & Great Aunt!